Thanks to Northeastern Exterminating of Brooklyn, NY for providing the inspiration for this blog entry! You can find the hilarious, original post here: https://plus.google.com/116697266067948863397/posts/cFhLvY6bLE1
Perhaps you’ve heard the lyrics:
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
You’ve probably wondered the same thing as I:
How The Heck Did the Grinch Get Termites In His Teeth?
Here’s my guess:
I’d be willing to bet ole Grinch NEVER brushes his teeth, so he probably wears dentures. The false teeth are probably made of ivory, but IF Grinch was born about the same time as Dr. Suess (1904), it IS possible the green guy was fitted with a set of Chinese wooden teeth.
Dentures made in the early 1900’s were extremely uncomfortable, so it’s safe to say “Mr. Personality” removes his dentures at bedtime.
Guess what some termites eat? Yep! Ivory.
….. Oh!….. and they all eat wood.
It’s highly likely these termites stumbled upon Grinch’s chompers while he was “catching some zzz’s”.
So How Can He Get Rid of Them?
Oral termite eradication is pretty simple, so Grinch has a couple options. He could use mouthwash or spirits.
I don’t know him personally, but I’m thinking Mr. Grinch would prefer the latter.
Either way, don’t let the “Sour Puss” steal YOUR Christmas!
Happy Holidays Y’all!